Rush Limbaugh Detained For Viagra - I Didn't Know He Still Got Laid

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Why do I find this so funny?

According to AP News, Rush Limbaugh was detained at a Florida airport when border patrol found he had Viagra without a prescription while examining his luggage after returning from the Dominican Republic. Due to his legal problems after having been busted for illegally scoring painkillers, they're crawling all over him about this one, too.

Talk about embarassing. I almost feel sorry for him...almost.
I mean, I don't hold it against him for scoring painkillers. Hell, I take them myself. I don't hold it against him for having Viagra - I had no idea that there was anyone around that wanted to have sex with him. I suppose that's why he had to go to D.R...

All's fair though, and if he hadn't been such an asshole (I'm not even talking about his political stance here - I'm talking about just being a real bastard) so many people wouldn't stand up and rejoice any time something just short of death and horrible disease happened to him.